1.) The woes of using toothpaste.
2.) For all of you cat lovers…
4.) Banks know they’re doing it, too.
5.) Don’t talk smack about my iPhone.
8.) Talk about a mixed message.
9.) And your reaction? “NOOOOO!”
10.) 90% of those times being when you try to cook filets.
13.) Oh, the cruel invite list…
14.) That’s a tough one. Sleep… or internet?
15.) So, that’s why I’ll never ride in a helicopter.
18.) Don’t you dare forget to pick up something at the beginning.
19.) Once you get to “Athletic,” you’re basically too far gone.
20.) What side of the road do I drive on?
22.) Which is why I never feed guests chicken.
23.) Sorry, parking attendants.
25.) Hey, there’s no shame in it.
26.) Playing the banana game is tough.
27.) They hit that nail on the head.
30.) Gluten is every evil.