Hysterical Moments on Seinfeld
Below there are some Glorious moments in Seinfeld universe and a lot more on its Facebook Page. Kudos to the writers and everyone involved with such an Epic show.
1. “When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy”
2. “I’m saying that the spit could not have come from behind… that there had to have been a second spitter!”
3. “May I have one of those madame?
4. “This is Steven Koren. His GPA is a solid 2.0! Right in the meaty part of that curve – not showing off, not fallng behind.”
5. “Let the collecting begin!!!”
6. “Don’t lie to me butter bean. We’re taking it up a notch”
7. “You think you’re better than me?”
8. “Is he wearing a cape?” Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?
9. “Feels like an Arby’s night.”
10. “Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse? ‘Cause I don’t remember reading that clause either.”
11. “What’s with the pink lining and the candy stripes?”
12. “I’ll tell you a little secret about zip codes, they’re meaningless!”
13. “Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities. And so, without further ado, I give you… the candy line-up.”
14. “For sale: Big… Juicy… Van”
15. “IT’S A LOT OF GUM!”
16. “Alright! Please, please! I cannot have this constant bickering!… Stress is very damaging to the epidermis!”
17. “Look at these boys. If they were any more Cuban, Castro would’ve smoked them himself.”
18. “You know, it’s, it’s ‘nure’, which is good. And a ‘ma’ in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, ‘manure’ is actually pretty refreshing.”
19. “YOU’RE BALD!!!”
20. “This is the new look for the 90s. You’re gonna be the first pirate!”
21. “Back it up, back it up. Beep… beep… beep…”
22. “That’s your big boy. I don’t give out bites… I got another one… but I’m saving it for later.”
23. “I am not O’Brien! I am not O’Brien!”
24. “Go ahead smell, smell.”
25. “G’night Jugdish… Ha Ha Ha Ha”
26. “You’re supposed to see your face in there! Do you see your face in there?”
27. “This is so *bleeping* good!”
28. “Assman? Oh, no these don’t belong to me. I’m not the Assman. I think there’s been a mistake.”
29. “This is the dullest moment I have ever experienced.”
30. “You shrunk it! You know you shrunk it! Just tell me you shrunk it!”
31. “I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world. His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit. He transcends time and space. I love it…”
32. “You’re in latex…”
33. “ONCE TWICE THREE SHOOT!”
34. “Well they are more than just underwear to me Mr. Farkus. Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?”
35. “Hoochie Mama! Hoochie Mama! Hoochie Mama!!!”
36. “Because he’s my butler!”
37. “I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be?”
38. “I’m sure if we put out three heads together we should come up with something…”
39. “They took my belt Jerry. I got nothing to hold my pants up.”
40. “It’s 3D art, computer generate them. Big computers!”
41. “This was supposed to be the ‘Summer of George’”
42. “You’re Donna Chang?”
43. “Boxer shorts, ha! Well what brand?”
44. “Yes, a purse. I carry a purse!”
45. “What’s your read Stan?”
46. “I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?”
47. “Oh that’s terrific… Mulva?”
48. “Jambalaya!”
49. “George, Festivus is your heritage, it’s part of who you are…”
50. “HEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO!”
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